Rosie O’Donnell set off a media firestorm by announcing on the “Today” show that Lindsay Lohan is not right for the role of Elizabeth Taylor in an uncoming Lifetime biopic. Rosie said Lilo is not capable of playing Liz and needs to take time off to get help.

- Lindsay was so hurt she got incredibly drunk and crashed her car. No wait… she just did that because it was Wednesday.

- Rosie is hoping to play Taylor herself in a sequel called, “Liz Taylor: The Plump Years”.