Newt Gingrich was visiting the St. Louis Zoo when he was nipped by a Penguin. 

- Newt is so strapped for cash, he was actually trying to steal the Penguin’s tuxedo for an upcoming fundraiser. 



- Newt’s wife was so startled, her hair almost moved! 

- In a related story the elephants turned their backs on him… like most G.O.P.’ers they’re going for Romney.