Facebook just bought the photo-sharing app “Instagram” for $9 Billion!!! It’s supposed to make it even easier for Facebook users to post pictures on their pages. 

- Great! Now it will be even easier for teenagers to post drunken photos of themselves that future employers will look at and then refuse to give them a job! 

- If you use it to post naked pictures of yourself, the program will be called “Sin-stagram”. 

- The guys at Instagram said, “Want to sell your company for an astounding $9 Billion? There’s a Sapp for that!”