Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper isn’t going to win any prizes for speech making. He recently introduced the Lt. Gov. to a group of elementary students as a “rising sex star.” Then, when he was introducing the mayor of Denver, whose wife is a professional singer, he said, “We read about how President Obama sings to Michelle in the shower. So you can just imagine what the mayor gives his wife in the shower. Uh, I mean what she gives him in the shower.” Hickenlooper’s wife said he means well, but “he’s a dork sometimes.” 

- He makes Joe Biden sound like William Shakespeare. 

- I believe what a man does with his Hickenlooper in the shower is his own business.