Last week, fire officials in Florida were called by a man who’d been working on top of his house and got stuck there when he accidentally nail-gunned his hand to the roof.  Rescuers didn’t want to risk pulling out the nail, so they used his hand held power saw to cut around it and took him to the hospital with a piece of the roof still nailed to his hand.  

- He gives new meaning to a “do-it-yourselfer.”

- Home Depot has changed their slogan to: “Apparently You Can’t Do It… We Can Help”. 

- Hey… at least he was smart enough not to use the power saw to cut his hand off. 

- And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I always let my wife do our home repairs.