An Islamic man was at a shopping mall with his wife and kids in Saudi Arabia recently, when he saw another man hand his wife a piece of paper with his phone number on it. When his wife put it into her bag, her husband went straight to the mall’s loudspeaker and announced that he was divorcing her to the entire shopping center. Apparently, it stuck. According to Islamic law, all a man has to do is say “I divorce thee” three times in a row and it’s a done deal. 

- She didn’t care much about the divorce, but she was furious when he said “Yes… that Burka makes your butt look big!” three times in a row over the loud speaker!