When the Occupy Wall Street protests began hundreds of thousands of dollars in donations flowed in, but after proving themselves to be messy and smelly, the influx of cash dwindled. The groups accountants now warn that given the limited amount of money on hand, the group will be broke in three weeks. 

- But they’re going with Harold Campings’ prediction that they’ve got enough money for four weeks. 

- So basically in three weeks, they’ll be in the bottom 1% of the 99%. 

- People stopped showering them with donations after they realized the protesters had no intention taking a shower.