The Babeland sex shop in NYC is offering a unique service. For 30 bucks, they’s send a bike messenger to deliver sex toys and “accessories” or whatever you need in a “discreet-looking box”.  A store spokeswoman says they’ve gotten calls from people who’s “appliances have broken down” and “desparately need a new one delivered within an hour”. 

- Turns out the boxes aren’t that discreet… They come from Little Caesar’s and say “Hot & Ready” on them. 

- They’re thinking of changing their name to FedSex… “When it absolutely, positively, has to get there RIGHT NOW!”

- Just more proof that New York is “The City That Never Sleeps”. 

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