Valentine’s Day isn’t just the biggest day of the year for florists…  Private Eye Charlie Parker says it’s also the best day to catch adulterers in the act. He said even guys who fool their partners the other 364 days, have a hard time juggling two sets of flowers and gifts, and going out to two Valentine dinners without getting caught. 

- Why not just be like Hugh Hefner and take all your women out for dinner together? 

- When Bill Clinton heard the story he actually quoted George W. Bush saying, “It’s hard work! It really is!”

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