Next year a Chinese company plans to build the world’s tallest skyscraper in just 90 days.
- It will be done so fast because instead of union workers, they’re going to hire 12 year old gymnasts to leap up and finish the higher floors.
- And an hour after this one is finished, they’re gonna want to build another one!
- The skyscraper will actually consist of two buildings: Column A and Column B.
- The lobby will have a giant fountain filled with “Chef’s Special Sauce!”