At a campaign rally, Joe Biden argued that Republicans would raise taxes on the middle class, and that would be terrible because the middle class “has been buried the last four years”. 

- “Buried”, huh? Well I guess that finally explains all those “shovel ready jobs” Obama kept talking about. 

- We thought for a while that Jimmy Hoffa in a Roseville driveway was a “shovel ready job”, but it turned out to be a dead end street.