Remember when we were told that 115,830 square miles of ice covering Greenland (an area the size the the UK and Ireland combined) was melting because of Global Warming? Fahgedabout it! The Scotland-based Times Comprehensive Atlas of the World, called the most authoritative atlas on Earth, now admits that the map it made was wrong. Turns out the dramatic meltdown they drew, didn’t match satellite photos. The Atlas is now offering replacement maps showing Greenland with all it’s ice back. 

- This is why I always get my maps from Triple A! 

- Now the only thing melting is Al Gore. 

- The term “Global Warming” has now been changed to “Bad Map Making”.