Some of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends talked him into trying the new Internet fad of “planking” by posing for a photo lying flat on his face on the Playboy Mansion dining table. But after they Tweeted the photo, they had to reassure worried followers that it wasn’t a photo of Hef’s dead body.  

- Call me crazy, but hasn’t Hef made a whole career out of “planking”? 

- They had to wait 36 hours to get the Cialis out of his system so he could lie face down. 

- His girlfriends tried it first, but their implants kept bouncing off the table!