According to this year’s Gallup Poll on well-being, Hawaii is still the happiest place in America to live. Second happiest was North Dakota, followed by Alaska, Nebraska, Minnesota, Colorado and Utah.
- The people in Colorado just think they’re happy because the air is so thin they’re delirious.
- Actually it’s only the Morman men who are happy in Utah… if one of their wives has “a headache” they’ve got plenty of other ones to choose from!
- Hawaiians are happy because they’re constantly getting “lei”ed.