The invention funding website is promoting a new device called The Duet.  It’s a small, thumb-sized sexual vibrator that also doubles as storage for up to 16 gigabytes of computer files.  The vibrator is USB-powered and can be plugged into a computer port, either to download files or charge it to vibrate for up to four hours.  The inventors didn’t mention what kind of files you’d want to keep on it or why you’d store important files on a sex toy. 

- But they did say it would make working on your laptop much more enjoyable. 

- So now you won’t have to sit around twiddling your thumbs while waiting for the guy in India to fix your computer. 

- Now you’ll be able to download and upload at the same time! 

- Creators say this is one “Duet” you’ll be humming along with.