Tuesday, during a campaign stop, GOP Presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann caused a media frenzy by starting off a speech by wishing “happy birthday” to Elvis Presley.  The only problem: it wasn’t his birthday, it was the anniversary of his death. 

- When she was corrected she said, “Good to hear… that’s one less person burdening the Social Security system”. 

- So SHE’s the one who saw Elvis at that Burger King in Kalamazoo!

- Donald Trump immediately produced a copy of Elvis’ death certificate.