19-year-old Brianna Del Rio of Florida, is charged with battery after she allegedly attacked her boyfriend with a nutcracker.  Police say the two were arguing about messages left on his cell phone when she slapped him, then hit him with a wooden nutcracker and bit him on his side.  She claimed he’d held a gun to her head, but the cops didn’t find her story credible.

- Guys:  If your girlfriend goes to the kitchen looking for a nutcracker, the time has come to exit the building!

- Maybe she was just going for a wooden soldier nutcracker… Afterall, Christmas is just 4-1/2 months away!