Kid Rock is known for surrounding himself on stage with pole dancers, but he’s having a problem with quality control.  Kid told Rolling Stone that he tells venue bosses to invite the best and most beautiful local strip club talent, but some nights, he’s shocked when he sees the dancers up close.  He said, “We need to devise a better system…” because on certain nights, “it’s pretty (BLEEPING) shaky.”

- Lawrence Welk once ran into the same problem and switched to the bubble machine instead. 

- The dancers said they weren’t too thrilled when they saw Kid Rock up close either!