Doctors writing in the journal Dermatology Online report discovering a bizarre case of a 22 year-old girl with a perfectly formed nipple on the bottom of her left foot. They say that up to 5% of the population have superfluous nipples, but they’re usually found higher on the body. This is the first nipple they’ve ever found on a foot.
- She is the only woman in the world who buys her socks at Victoria Secret.
- When she has children, she plans on foot-feeding them.
- She wears a size seven shoe… except during the winter, when she wears a size eight because of “Protrudege”.
- No wonder all of her dates want to play “footsie” with her under the table!