Moody’s investors service, which on Tuesday cut Ireland’s bond rating to junk, warned that it’s watching the stalled debt talks in Washington and is reviewing whether to reduce America’s Triple-A credit rating. 

- America’s got Triple-A?  Hey… we may be broke but at least we’ve got free roadside assistance! 

- Congress is so desparate, some members have actually started corresponding with a nice Nigerian man who keeps sending them e-mails.