After the Canuck’s 4-0 loss to the Boston Bruins in the Stanley Cup Finals, Vancouver fans went nuts… ripping off jerseys, burning cars, hurling bricks at police, and looting a bunch of businesses.  One inebriated fan set fire to a car, then jumped on top of it, only to fall to the ground complaining that he’d been burned.  City officials said Vancouver is a world class city and were deeply embarrassed by the rioters behavior.  

- Police said the situation was “almost as violent as a hockey game”.

- Luckily, with Canada’s healthcare system, the guy who burned himself will only have to wait about 6 months to see a doctor! 

- The two men who started the melee have been identified as a Jacque and Frenchy LePuke.