Reporters and Sarah Palin haters spent their entire weekend reading over 24,000 pages of newly-released e-mails from her Alaska governorship, only to have it backfire on them:  they were mostly just official business with no scandals or smoking guns.  The worst they could come up with is that she occassionaly includes the exclamation “Sheesh!” in her emails.  

- In one of the emails she asked “Does a Bear Sheesh in the Woods?” 

- If they want a smoking gun, they should look in her garage after she’s been out moose hunting. 

- How come she wasn’t the one who took naked pictures of herself instead of Anthony Weiner?