The Ahhnold Saga justs gets uglier and uglier… RadarOnline reports that Maria Shriver was at dinner with her two daughters, Oprah Winfrey and a few friends, when she got the call that Arnold was going public with the news of his infidelity and “Love Child”.  The woman has now been identified as Mildred “Patty” Baena, the family housekeeper for the last 20 years.  Arnold and the maid allegedly had sex in the Schwarzenegger home during the day while Maria was out.  The affair resulted in the birth of a now 14-year-old-boy, who sources say bears a striking resemblance to “The Terminator”.  

- Arnold says he couldn’t help himself… the maid swept him off his feet - literally!

- Women are known for “cleaning up” before the maid gets there… which really frees the maid up to have sex with the husband!  

- The maid said that Arnold and Maria treated her and her son “like family”.  Apparently there was a good reason for that.  

- Now the boy’s teachers know why at the end of school every day, the boy said, “I’ll be back!”

- He was the only kid in school who could bench press the cafeteria lady!