Saturday, Buchingham Palace released an edited guest list for this week’s Royal Wedding. President Obama didn’t make the cut, but those who did include Elton John, David and Victoria Bechham, and comic Rowan Atkinson best known as “Mr. Bean”.  He’s allegedly a close friend of Prince Charles.   

- Wow.  They get Elton John.  At our wedding reception, we’d didn’t even have a band!  The only singer was my crazy Aunt Helen doing her rendition of “The Hokey Pokey”. 

- Camilla wanted to invite her friends, the Budweiser Clydesdales, but the Queen put her foot down.  

- They were going to invite Dennis Rodman, but they were afraid he might wear the same dress as the bride.