During a performance of his “Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option” tour in Ft. Lauderdale on Saturday, Charlie “The Warlock” Sheen announced that he had lost a member of the show’s cast… Apparently he’s down to just one “Goddess” after porn star and former “Goddess #2”, Bree Olson dumped Charlie… by text. That meant the “girl-on-girl” kiss, many thought to be the highlight of the show, was no not to be. 

- Where’s he gonna find another blond porn star to take her place?  

- Charlie was confused at first… he thought she was just “Sexting” him again.

- Maybe she just left because she just landed a role in a new porn movie!