Baseball star Barry Bond’s perjury trial got underway Tuesday with his attorney insisting that Bonds didn’t know his trainer was giving him steroids.  Bonds claims he believed he was taking flax seed oil and arthritis cream.  

- Apparently Barry thought that injecting the arthritis cream would make it work faster than rubbing it on.  

- No wonder Preparation H has never worked for him! 

- Barry must have had some inside info that the judge in San Francisco was going to rule that it’s okay to lie in court!