A new study by Tufts Medical Center found that exercising or having sex can kill you, particularly if you don’t exercise regularly.  They found that your overall risk of having a heart attack triples during the hours immediately after working out or having sex.  But one of the study’s authors said that doesn’t mean exercise or sex are dangerous… it just means that your odds of a heart attack go up from 1 in a million to 3 in a million. 

- Even if he never does a single sit-up, Charlie Sheen is a dead man. 

- This really takes the fun out of having sex while using a thigh master!

- So it’s obvious that Jack LaLanne, who died at age 96, just had too… much… sex!!