Katie Holmes is suing the Star Tabloid for $50 million for putting an unflattering picture of her on the cover last month with the large headlines reading “Katie DRUG SHOCKER!” and “Addiction Nightmare.”  The story inside didn’t even claim she was taking drugs, but suggested that since marrying Tom Cruise, she is using the Scientologist “e-meter” to audit her moods so often that it’s like she’s addicted to it.  

- Katie only looks drugged because she’s so much taller than Tom that the air she breaths is thinner and makes her lightheaded!