A swedish man was sentenced to 21 months in prison in Denmark for bank robbery. He hid in a Copehagen bank and spent the weekend there, cleaning out 140 safe deposit boxes while three unknown accomplices radioed him the locations of guards. While in the vault, nature called, and he relieved himself in a plastic bag. When he was spotted, he threw the bag of urine at the guard and fled. The loot was never found, but his DNA from the bag convicted him.
- The guards were just happy that was the only “deposit” he made while in the bank.
- The arresting officer said, “Urine big trouble!”
- This is why I always go to the bathroom before I leave the house to rob a bank!
- On the bright side, he got a job starring in a remake of the movie “Public Enemy #1”