The LA. Health Department is investigating the Playboy Mansion after about 100 people who attended a party there came down with a disease similar to a lighter version of Legionnaire’s Disease.  They believe it may have come from bacteria in the “fog machine”. 

- Hugh Hefner uses the fog machine to keep his new 24 year old fiance from seeing what he really looks like.  

- Hef also has a special fog horny, uh, horn… so the girls can find him when he gets lost in the mansion.