A British immigration official was fired after his bosses discovered that while his wife was visiting Pakistan, he put her name on the terrorist no-fly list and left her stuck there for three years.  He told his wife he was trying to fix the problem, but was actually…“having the time of his life.” An immigration source said, “A lot of people dislike their other halves, but to do this takes it to the next level”.  

- In this case he took the level from yellow to orange.

- She may not have been a terrorist when she left, but she’s gonna be one when she gets home!

- When she gets back, he’s planning to send her on a make-up getaway vacation to Egypt.