The recent annoucement that Austria would soon open the world’s first international sex school, offering “hands -on lovemaking lessons” has turned out to be a hoax.  The alleged “Headmistress” of the school, is actually a Swiss artist, and the story was concocted by an advocacy group that’s trying to bring attention to Austria’s low birth rate.  

- If Austria wants to increase it’s birth rate, they should invite Arnold Schwartznegger back home and give him a key to the city. 

- It would have been the first school in history where the students were begging for homework!