Right-wing radio host Michael Savage offered Newt Gingrich $1 million to drop out of the presidential race and let Mitt Romney have the nomination. He’s afraid that Newt can’t beat Obama because next to him, he’ll look like a “fat, old white man.”

- Obama offered Newt $2 million to stay in the race. 

- I guess Savage thinks Republicans would rather vote for a guy who looks like a “Ken” doll instead of a Muppet. 

- But this time of year people love fat old white men… especially the ones who wear a red suit and travel with a pack of reindeer!