A new study shows that the men who connect to the internet wirelessly on their laptops and put them close to their… laptops… may run into fertility problems. Scientists put a sample of sperm under a laptop and hit the download button. Seveal hours later, they found that 25% of the sperm under the computer had stopped swimming compared to 14% kept away from the computer.
- Big Al says he’s going to continue using his laptop to “surf the net”… but only until his little fellas need water-wings.
- IN RELATED NEWS… Researchers were surprised to discover that each of the sperm was wearing a Speedo.