In a new twist for Holiday TV specials, ABC has signed Lady Gaga to star in “A Very Gaga Thanksgiving” on Thanksgiving Day. She’ll perform a mix of her own songs and standard holiday fare like, “White Christmas”. She’ll also be interviewed by Katic Couric, deep-fry a turkey, and sing a duet with Tony Bennett.
- I expect Tony’s gonna look just as confused as Bing Crosby did when he sang “The Little Drummer Boy” with David Bowie.
- In keeping with the spirit of the holiday, Lada Gaga will wear a dress made out of raw Turkey instead of red meat.
- In her version of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” the nine ladies dancing have a Bad Romance with the ten lords a leaping and everyone ends up with an STD.