Aside from posing nude for a sketch by Tony Bennett, Lady Gaga did everything to transform herself into a family-friendly icon for her TV special Thanksgiving night. But despite visiting nuns at her old school, doing crafts with kids, and cooking chicken and waffles in a designer gown, the shop flopped. “A Very Gaga Thanksgiving” pulled less than half the viewers of a rerun of “The Big Bang Theory” and lost to “A Charlie Brown Christmas” which was being shown for the 40th time.  

- I think she’d do better with a Christmas Special: “Lady Gaga… Hoe! Hoe! Hoe! For The Holidays”.

- The only one happy with the show? Tony Bennett!