With Thanksgiving just a day away, PETA is once again urging Americans to go meatless and eat tofu instead of turkey. Their website claims that “turkeys are as varied in personality as dogs and cats. They relish having their feathers stroked and like to chirp, cluck, and gobble along to their favorite tunes.”
- Number one on the Poultry Hit Parade? The Turkey Trot.
- The idea of eating tofu instead of turkey has enraged the members of PETT (People For The Ethical Treatment of Tofu”).
- Male turkeys don’t seem to care. They figure once you’ve had your giblets stuffed in a paper bag, there’s not that much to live for anyway.