Kim Kardashian has released a statement to her fans insisting that her 72 day marriage to NBA player Kris Humphries was “for love” not profit or publicity.  She claims she’s a hopeless romantic who believed in the fairy tale and just wants a “normal life with babies and all that” just like everyone else. 

- You know, a “normal life”… where you’re paid millions of dollars to have your entire life filmed and shown on TV! 

- She just wanted the traditional White Picket Fence… around a 20,000 sq. ft. mansion. Is that too much to ask? 


- I’m just glad they didn’t stay married long enough to have kids. If she gave birth naturally, everyone in the country would have had to buy a 50-inch TV to actually see the delivery. 

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