Yesterday, a group of wealthy liberals wearing name tags that read “Patriotic Millionaire” lobbied Congress to raise their taxes.  Grover Norquist, creator the the “anti-tax pledge” said, “If you think the federal government can spend your money better than you can, by all means pay more than you owe!” He also suggested that the IRS add something to tax forms like the tip line on a restaurant check. 

- So make sure you do your taxes during lunch time so you’ll only have to tip 15%! 

- The IRS is kind of like a restaurant… except they expect you to bring your own bread to the table, then they take most of it away. 

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