Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who became know as the Underwear Bomber when he allegedly tried to detonate a bomb in his underpants on a crowded flight over Detroit on Christmas, goes on trial today. The prosecutors and defense will have a chance to question more than 200 potential jurors.  BTW… Umar is representing himself and is expected to use the platform to denounce America.

- Ya think?  

- Let’s hope he does as good a job defending himself as he did igniting the bomb in his pants. 

- If things don’t go his way, he going to switch from Jockey’s to Depends. 

- He’ll be the only “attorney” in the courtroom who actually carries his briefs in his briefs.