Widower Hazi Abdul Noor of India was married last weekend in front of 500 guests. He is believed to have set a new record as the “World’s Oldest Groom”. His son said it wasn’t easy finding a bride for someone over 100, but they did, “though she’s half his age.” Noor is 120. His new bride is 60.
- Instead of a pre-nup, she insisted that he sign a “DNR” at the local hospital.
- In lieu of rice, guests pelted the happy couple with handfuls of Viagra.
- They met on eOne-Foot-In-The-Grave.com
- She registered for linens. He registered for a casket.