Widower Hazi Abdul Noor of India was married last weekend in front of 500 guests.  He is believed to have set a new record as the “World’s Oldest Groom”.  His son said it wasn’t easy finding a bride for someone over 100, but they did, “though she’s half his age.” Noor is 120.  His new bride is 60. 

- Instead of a pre-nup, she insisted that he sign a “DNR” at the local hospital. 

- In lieu of rice, guests pelted the happy couple with handfuls of Viagra. 

- They met on eOne-Foot-In-The-Grave.com

- She registered for linens.  He registered for a casket.