A Dutchman was stopped at an airport in French Guiana, after security agents noticed that he was fidgeting and acting suspicious.  They strip-seached him and found that he had over a dozen live hummingbirds hidden in his underwear.  Each was wrapped in cloth and tucked into its own special pouch to keep it from escaping. He’s believed to have a prior record for trying to smuggle tiny creatures.  


- He switched to smuggling Hummingbirds after an attempt with Woodpeckers went horribly wrong. 

- His ex-wife says he’s been flying with a “tiny creature” in his underpants for years.

- He should have just had the hummingbirds fly to their destination and he could have met them there!