During the on-going riots in Egypt, some looters got into the Egyptian Museum and ripped the heads off two mummies before soldiers stopped them and secured the building. 

- You know things are bad when even the mummies are unraveling. 

- Government officials want cooler heads to prevail… and you’re not going to get a much cooler head than one that’s been dead for a thousand years.

- Wait till you hear about the rioters plans for a pyramid scheme!