Dr. Catherine Klarkowski, an attractive blonde dentist who runs the “Relax and Smile” clinic in Munich, Germany, has found a new form of dental anesthetic… Cleavage. 

After reading that romantic love makes people feel less pain, she put herself and her 10 female staffers into traditional Alpine Dirndl dresses with tight, low-cut bodices that work like a push-up bra.  She said that the sight of all that cleavage gets patients “narcotized” and distracts them from their pain.  Plus “some patients’ mouths are wide open as soon as they enter the office, and that’s just what a dentist wants!”

- One patient stared at the hygentist’s cleavage so hard his eye teeth fell out. 

- They’ve nicknamed the low cut bodice the “Over-the-Shoulder-Molar-Holder”. 


Have a great day and I’ll see you back here tomorrow! And remember… it’s just eleven months to Christmas!

- Dick