Keith Olbermann’s Progressive fans were shocked when he announced last Friday that it would be his last show on MSNBC.  They quickly began spinning rumors on the Internet, but apparently, the truth is that Keith quit after a contentious, yearlong contract negotiation hampered by his demand for an increase in his $7 million yearly salary and ticking off too many co-workers. 

- But he seemed like such a nice guy!

- Rush Limbaugh immediately proclaimed:  “Mission Accomplished!”

- He was going to take a spin on “Dancing With The Stars” but it turns out he’s got two left feet!

Have a great day and I’ll see you right back here tomorrow!

- Dick