Police in Italy say they have discovered the tomb of notorious emperor Caligula.  Historians describe him as “perverted and insane”.  Among his achievements:  He reportedly slept with his sister, killed for fun and tried to appoint his horse to the Senate before being killed by his own guards at 28. 

- He made Uday and Qusay Hussein look like Wally and Beaver Clever! 

- We’ve sent a lot of horses to the senate… or at least a “certain part” of the horses.