Monday, a former Swiss bank employee handed over two CDs to Wikileaks founder Julian Assange.  He claims the discs contain details of the secret Swiss bank accounts of over 2000 wealthy people and corporations, including “pillars of the community” like biz leaders, celebrities, politicians and organized crime bosses, all trying to evade taxes.  Wikileaks will review the CD’s, and if they check out, they’ll begin releasing the info in a couple weeks.

- I wonder if Jimmy Hoffa is on the list… he was a “pillar of the community”… now we just don’t know which pillar he’s in. 

- Lucky for me, I’ve hidden all my money in secret off-shore accounts in the Bahamas!

- I haven’t been this excited since Kanye West released his new CD/DVD… although personally I think Beyonce had one of the greatest videos of all time!