A touring circus in Belarus was so bad that locals complained to the police.  The posters promised “jugglers and midgets, fantasy heroes and performing animals.” But the audience called the cops during intermission to complain that the performers appeared to be drunk, and were dropping their juggling balls and repeatedly falling off their bicycles.  

- Police later identified the drunken ring-master as David Hasselhoff.  

- It’s not surprising some of the “performing animals” were a dissappointment… they were Lions flown in from Detroit. 

- Apparently kids over there just don’t like Cotton Candy that’s actually made of cotton. 

- Ironically, police said the audiences unruly behavior created a “circus like atmosphere”.