Hugh Hefner is taking back his Playboy Empire.  He’s still the largest shareholder and he’s reportedly struck a deal to pay $207 million to buy the remaining shares and make Playboy private again.  Although the magazine has been steadily losing money, Hef says he wants to turn it around and pass it on to his two sons when he dies.

- Those are two lucky boys!  Most guys have to settle for finding their dad’s stash of old issues in the back of his closet.

- The sons of the guy who owns “Reader’s Digest” said, “Life just isn’t fair”. 

- Hugh will be the only guy in history who’s Will features a pull-out centerfold of his naked widow.