Some people on the Internet are panicking over a false news report that Mark Zuckerberg is under too much stress and “wants his old life back”, so he plans on shutting down Facebook on March 15th.  The story actually originated in the Weekly World News, the bizarre tabloid that brought us “Batboy”.

- I was so depressed when I heard, I changed my profile picture from my face to a bottle of Prozac.

- Thank God it’s not true!  How could I possibly keep up my fake friendships with all those people I’ve never met?